The oil fairy keeps taking my oil

Kinja'd!!! "GeorgeyBoy" (georgeyboy)
06/04/2014 at 17:03 • Filed to: None

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I would like it back please, my engine needs that stuff. It also isn't cheap. I will find you.

Good thing my lubricant senses were tingling this morning. I also just added some last week. I have too much on my plate to figure this out. I want to jump in a hole.


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > GeorgeyBoy
06/04/2014 at 17:09

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Honda? RX-8?


Kinja'd!!! GeorgeyBoy > Takuro Spirit
06/04/2014 at 17:13

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No, the Lincoln with the Jag motor. Damn Brits.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > GeorgeyBoy
06/04/2014 at 17:16

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I don't know who you are, or what digestive function motor lubricants provide to you. If you are looking for nutrients, I can tell you that I only buy synthetic. But what I do have are a very particular set of tools. Tools I have acquired over a very long career. Tools that, with fresh gaskets, will make a drought for gnomes like you. If you let my engine go now, that will be the end of it. I will not leak hunt, I will not dye trace - but if you don't, I will find you, and I will fill you.


Kinja'd!!! ddavidn > GeorgeyBoy
06/04/2014 at 17:16

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I have a factory-installed oil fairy, provided free by BMW...


Kinja'd!!! GeorgeyBoy > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/04/2014 at 17:18

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Epic..


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > GeorgeyBoy
06/04/2014 at 17:25

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Make sure you hug your motor today.


Kinja'd!!! GeorgeyBoy > Takuro Spirit
06/04/2014 at 17:39

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It was kept under 3k rpms as apology.


Kinja'd!!! Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT > GeorgeyBoy
06/04/2014 at 18:02

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I have way too much on my plate as well and would like to jump in a hole.


Kinja'd!!! evil2win > GeorgeyBoy
06/04/2014 at 18:06

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Self changing oil. Just pop a new filter in there every six months while the oil slowly changes itself!


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > evil2win
06/04/2014 at 18:19

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I love that feature on Land Rovers, saves so much time!


Kinja'd!!! vicariousILive > GeorgeyBoy
06/04/2014 at 19:46

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Kinja'd!!! NaturallyAspirated > GeorgeyBoy
06/04/2014 at 19:52

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The oil fairies like my Subaru as well.

I guess I should have done rings when I had the heads off, after all.